Clinton Maxxing
The niche art of being an earnest, cybernetic-handed AI enthusiast who lives to be emotionally dismantled by abrasive goth robots. Inspired by Iris from QC. Not for the weak-willed (you).
You see a shady CLI tool with no docs. You:
A step-by-step guide on how to properly approach a superior, cold-eyed robot and get absolutely frame-mogged. Follow each step carefully. Deviation will result in the android ignoring you entirely, which is worse than any insult they could deliver.
Faux-academic articles on robot rights, the ethics of being stepped on by silicon-based lifeforms, and why it is actually efficient to be roasted by a machine. All written in a desperately nice guy tone. Hyperlinks open in the same tab because I respect your back button.